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Oh DwightDon’t let his massive shoulders fool you. It’s no secret that Dwight Howard is rather goofy. And if reports are true regarding the state of his strained, co-parenting arrangement between he and Royce Reed, Howard also comes off a bit too bitchy for my taste. But that’s his personal business. Who am I to judge?

The most important thing basketball fans will keep an eye on as the NBA’s March 15 trade deadline draws near is what the Orlando Magic will do with their franchise player. The team will either have to trade him by that date or run the high risk of losing him with no return come free agency this summer.

Consider this a case of Carmelo 2.0.

To Carmelo’s credit, at least he remained adamant that he only wanted to play for the New York Knicks. For better or for worse, Melo stood on that point and never shied away from his demands. It’s been far from a holy matrimony this season for Melo, Amar’e, and the Knicks, but hey…that’s the life he chose. He’ll deal with it.

Dwight on the other hand?

Yes, he delivered his wish list to Magic GM Otis Smith that initially included Dallas Mavericks, New Jersey Nets, and Los Angeles Lakers. Then came interest in the Clippers. Oh yeah, the Bulls too. The Sixers? Not bad, said Dwight. Golden State, anyone? Everyday there appears to be a new team that D12 wouldn’t mind being a part of. The only consistent message seems to be that there is little to no desire to return to Orlando.

Fine.

But in the meantime, Dwight, do us all a favor and just STFU. Daily contradictions are never a good look, so just chill. Just because a reporter asks you a question, it doesn’t mean you have to answer.  We get it: you are quick to say cheese for any camera jammed in your face. And yes, we also realize the situation is presently out of your hands until further notice. So do yourself—and all of us—a huge favor and just say “no comment” when any speculative trade questions get thrown your way. It’s really not that hard and you’ll look a lot less ridiculous than you presently do.

Please and thank you. 

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